Friday, April 27, 2012

My 2 year old has perfected the art of putting a kids movie into the DVD player and leaving the room. The FBI warnings bore her so she gets disinterested and leaves. The remote is placed in a distant location usually on the other side of the room by her before she leaves, of course. She has also been born with a special "sixth sense". This sense is the uncanny ability to detect when her kids movie has been turned off or ejected from several rooms away from the television. Once the movie has been turned of of, this sense kicks in and compells her to return to the room to complain. Although she has the special gene for "DVD detection" she has evidently also received the gene that causes one to randomly pee on the bathroom floor without notifying her father. This is quickly relayed to the father by his sense of touch when he walks into the bathroom in his socks.