This has got to stop

What the hell is with the naked guy in the locker room? I would rather stand next to someone on fire than some naked hairy dude at the gym. Are you that person? Stop it. Or at least hurry the hell up and get dressed. Don't stop and watch the tv, don't adjust your watch, get dressed. I can't possible be expected to bend over and get my gym bag when you are pulling this stunt. I am imprisoned by your nakedness.