Hey iPod stealer, I hope you like the view from behind bars, because the UC Police department will not rest until they apprehend you. How do I know? I have proof, an assurance from the VP of the hospital that they have a covert operation underway at this moment. And he would never lie to me, would he? Here is a copy of the email, and my response:
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My response:
They must be REALLY well disguised, because I never see them in there.
Are they dressed as orange pylons by any chance? I have seen those in
there numerous times. Craig
>>> 12/9/2005 1:57 PM >>>
Please give the staff this update.
Manager lady
>>> Michael G 12/9/2005 1:50 PM >>>
Yes, we know (I read all police reports daily) and have been monitoring
it closely. We have both uniformed and plain clothes units in the
garage, as well as our motorist assistant keeping and eye out. Hopefully
we will catch the miscreants.
>>> Manager lady: 12/9/2005 1:31 PM >>>
Michael:
I am sure that you have heard about the many auto thefts that have
occurred in the North Garage. Is there any way to have a security guard
patrol the North Garage on a regular basis?
Manager lady.
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So, see? They have a top secret undercover operation underway right now. Probably snipers too. So watch your six.
